After the Weird Al concert (at the Ex) I took the #1 to South Keys, and as it turns off of Bank before South Keys (it does a bit of a run into a neighbourhood for some reason) a bunch of people try to get off the back. It was one of those new-ish buses where you'll get decapitated if you're not careful to press the flat bar beside the door before you exit. This woman and man scream "WHOA WHOA YOU'RE TAKING OFF BEFORE WE'RE DONE HERE!" to which the driver replies "You have to hit the bar to keep the door open, I don't control it"
The passengers then go off into this stupid explanation that they don't take city buses because they're from another city.
1) Who cares? Get TF off the bus
2) Really? Isn't that MORE of a reason to pay the fuck attention (Pay the fuck attention is my new favourite phrase) and READ THE SIGNS???
3) Shut up. You know how to get off, now get off. Why waste our time?
What, are we importing stupid now, too? We don't already have enough? :P